PRICELESS: Saying the right thing, at the right time
Tim wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's party..
Tim is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all.
He didn't even remember how he got home from the party.
As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong..
Tim had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.
And, next to them, a single red rose!! Tim sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.
Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: 'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Gloria
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.
His 16 year old son is also at the table eating. Tim asks, 'Son, what happened last night?'
'Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind you fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door'.
Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??'
His son replies, 'Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone bitch, I'm married!!'
Broken coffee Table $239.99
Hot breakfast $4.20
Two aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time: PRICELESS
06 February 2010
Maa
Rising Sign is in 07 Degrees Cancer
Your rising or ascendant sign which tells you about the image you project is Cancer, so on first meeting you appear self protective, emotional, and home loving. Appearances can be deceptive, as long term friends come to realise, but you will dislike being separated from those you love and want to be part of a large, extended tribe or family. Other people often do not know quite how to take you since they cannot get through your defensive shield. You can come across as secretive or even slightly bland since you hide away your true feelings and the depth of your compassion.
Sun is in 17 Degrees Libra
With the Sun in Libra, you are charming, sociable, rather conventional, ambitious, bubbling with initiative and very energetic, despite an undeserved reputation for laziness. Relationships are the mainstay of your life, both at work and at home. You need another half in life before you feel fulfilled, though as an air sign you can be emotionally quite detached. Although you can be diplomatic, you can also be argumentative, putting the other point of view just to keep the balance. Others sometimes find you indecisive because you like to think your way right round subjects, and often go back to double check. But your final judgements are usually sound. Extravagance can be a problem, because you adore eating, drinking and living well. Having a beautiful home, an extensive wardrobe and a good social life is important to your self. You do appreciate hard working mates, who can sometimes be confrontational, even a little brash. Though your idea of heaven is a life where all relationships are friendly and there are no nasty rough edges. Occasionally you come across as superficial because you dislike digging too deep for answers. Balance is your ideal and something for which you strive but rarely attain, as you wobble from extreme to extreme trying to find the middle path.
Moon is in 14 Degrees Taurus
With the Moon in Taurus you love stability, security and deep roots in your family and domestic life. Sudden change, especially at home, is difficult for you. You are enormously affectionate and tactile, adoring nothing better than a good cuddle. Sensual and sensuous, though also rather possessive, you can be jealous if the family or loved ones want to fly to coop. Food, especially rich, sweet or fattening dishes make you feel nurtured. Potatoes are usually a favorite. A comfortable, elegant home with deeply-relaxing armchairs, sofas and beds is a must. The feel of sumptuous, soft or smooth fabrics makes you feel loved and nurtured. Quietly stubborn, you can be the master/mistress of the art of passive resistance. No one will shift you off track when you have decided what you want. Emotionally, you are practical and realistic rather than sentimental.
Your rising or ascendant sign which tells you about the image you project is Cancer, so on first meeting you appear self protective, emotional, and home loving. Appearances can be deceptive, as long term friends come to realise, but you will dislike being separated from those you love and want to be part of a large, extended tribe or family. Other people often do not know quite how to take you since they cannot get through your defensive shield. You can come across as secretive or even slightly bland since you hide away your true feelings and the depth of your compassion.
Sun is in 17 Degrees Libra
With the Sun in Libra, you are charming, sociable, rather conventional, ambitious, bubbling with initiative and very energetic, despite an undeserved reputation for laziness. Relationships are the mainstay of your life, both at work and at home. You need another half in life before you feel fulfilled, though as an air sign you can be emotionally quite detached. Although you can be diplomatic, you can also be argumentative, putting the other point of view just to keep the balance. Others sometimes find you indecisive because you like to think your way right round subjects, and often go back to double check. But your final judgements are usually sound. Extravagance can be a problem, because you adore eating, drinking and living well. Having a beautiful home, an extensive wardrobe and a good social life is important to your self. You do appreciate hard working mates, who can sometimes be confrontational, even a little brash. Though your idea of heaven is a life where all relationships are friendly and there are no nasty rough edges. Occasionally you come across as superficial because you dislike digging too deep for answers. Balance is your ideal and something for which you strive but rarely attain, as you wobble from extreme to extreme trying to find the middle path.
Moon is in 14 Degrees Taurus
With the Moon in Taurus you love stability, security and deep roots in your family and domestic life. Sudden change, especially at home, is difficult for you. You are enormously affectionate and tactile, adoring nothing better than a good cuddle. Sensual and sensuous, though also rather possessive, you can be jealous if the family or loved ones want to fly to coop. Food, especially rich, sweet or fattening dishes make you feel nurtured. Potatoes are usually a favorite. A comfortable, elegant home with deeply-relaxing armchairs, sofas and beds is a must. The feel of sumptuous, soft or smooth fabrics makes you feel loved and nurtured. Quietly stubborn, you can be the master/mistress of the art of passive resistance. No one will shift you off track when you have decided what you want. Emotionally, you are practical and realistic rather than sentimental.
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